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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍
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