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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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