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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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