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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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