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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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