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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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