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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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