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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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