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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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