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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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