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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮
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