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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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