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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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