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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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