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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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