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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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