Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.