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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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