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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦
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