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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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