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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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