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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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