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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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