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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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