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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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