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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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