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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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