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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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