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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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