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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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