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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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