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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.