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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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