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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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