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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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