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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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