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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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