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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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