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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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