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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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