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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊
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