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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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