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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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