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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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