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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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