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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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