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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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