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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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