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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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