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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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