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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦
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