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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗
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